1. People point at their wrist when they ask for the time. They forget that they are the once without a watch.
2. We spend 15 minutes looking for the T.V. remote in the entire house remote instead of simply changing the channel manually.
3. Have you ever received a call after midnight and the person at the other end asking “Did I just wake you up?” You certainly don’t want to do that.
4. I have heard many people asking you when you return home “Hey honey are you home?”
5. Oh man this one you have to read. You are watching a movie and your people in who are watching the T.V. with you say "did you see that?" Of course I did.
6. When sales rep says “Can I ask you a question?” There he goes again with another annoying sales pitch.
7. Your neighbor knocks at the door with his kids and asks “Can you baby sit my kids for the evening something important came up” What about my plans about the evening.
8. You are at the check out at the grocery store and the person who is served says “I forgot one thing important. I’ll be right back” and doesn’t show up for decades.
9. You are talking to you’re a person who says he loves this book “It has red and white cover, its hardcover but I can’t remember the name or the author.”
10. Have you ever been offered a backrub by your colleague? What is she my wife or something?
